In case I haven't mentioned it lately, I still love VH1 Classic's The Vault. Out of the blue, they slap on a video banned by MTV back in 1982 not because of a unique striptease, but because a band member's mustache was a little too...controversial. But now for the first time in more than twenty years, here's Sparks' "I Predict":
I can pinpoint three things in particular that formed my musical identity during my impressionable teen years, circa 1981-89:
1. MTV (like it or not), 2. WOBC 91.5-FM, the tiny radio station hidden in Lorain County, Ohio on the Oberlin College campus, where the playlist included bands like Echo & The Bunnymen, the Smiths and Thomas Dolby when they were still considered “experimental”, 3. And the Nine of Clubs, a dirty, tiny little bar/club in downtown Cleveland with an even tinier dance floor and the best DJs I’ve ever heard spin.
I consider the Nine of Clubs around '87-89-ish to be the Studio 54 of the industrial/synth-pop dance music scene. A number of major and minor players in the genre passed thru those musty doors and down the dark staircase to the mirrored-wall surrounded dance floor, including Ministry’s Alain Jourgensen (so we heard), various Skinny Puppies and Pigfaces…Trent Reznor was a regular – I think I know about six girls who have since claimed to have “dated” him.
But we didn’t go to the Nine to starfuck (well, most of us didn’t). It was all about the music, as DJs like Alyssa (my favorite), Mike Filly, Rob Sherwood, etc. played the gamut of underground/alternative music of the day, which ranged from poppy fare like Book of Love and Depeche Mode, to the harder, gloomier beats of the Wax Trax oeuvre, with a generous sprinkling of goth (or “darkwave” as the kids these days call it). It was basically one stop shopping for “punkers”, Goths and synthkids, though we’d never dream to call ourselves such. My old joke at the time is that the Nine would welcome both 1983 Alain Jourgensen and the later, scarier 1989 Alain.
I could describe the scene and how much it meant to us, but this guy has done such a stellar job that anything I’d add would be superfluous, except to say that I could do a killer imitation of that one spaztastic dude who would take over the entire dancefloor, limbs flailing. I’m amazed at the number of people I’ve met in the years since who used to hang out there, and went on to become graphic or fine artists, computer programmers, writers, all these highly creative and technical fields. It was Cleveland’s intellectual alternative salon, and the alumni prove that. I met people there I’m still in contact with nearly twenty years later, I’ve seen people who met at the Nine get married (and still be together!), and we all still get on the phone or e-mail to bullshit about this great time in our lives.
And the music…the music…sigh. Y’know, kids, back in tha day when we heard a song we liked in the club, we had to lower ourselves to slink up to the DJ booth, heads bowed in proper reverence, and meekly ask, “Excuse me, but who sings that last song that went ‘Tick tock, tick tick tock?’” You’d get your (sometimes snotty) response, then spend the next week or so driving from record store to record store, sometimes miles apart, all in an effort to find that elusive vinyl treasure. Or you’d try to outsmart the system and just automatically buy every Wax Trax release that came in. And then you’d walk 37 miles to school in a snowstorm with no shoes. BUT YOU LOVED IT!
Like all good times, the Nine came to end for me in 1988 when I joined the Army and went off to Basic Training. I kept a little red “2 for 1” admission pass in my training notebook and when things got particularly tough, I would just stare and it and imagine heading back to the dance floor soon. And of course, I did head back every time I had leave, but it was never the same. First, the name changed to “AlterHouse”, and with that came a shift in direction to House Music, and with that came a shift in the crowd, as more and more baseball hat wearing doofi began appearing, mouths agape at all the eyeliner-wearing, trench coat-doffed freaks. The thrill was gone, and soon enough, so was the club.
But we still have the music. Here are a few songs that you would hear every week, guaranteed, along with some other memories:
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Look for more 80s Cleveland musings later this week.
UPDATE: One of my best friends, Richard Brown, who I took to the Nine for the very first time, thankyouverymuch, has created a Nine of Clubs Memories Page so check it out and sign in!
”This Corrosion” peaked at #38 on the Billboard Hot Dance Music/Club Play Chart in 1987. “American Soviets” peaked at #26 on the same chart in 1987. “Headhunter V 3.0” peaked at #13 on the same chart in 1988. “Slang Teacher” peaked at #12 on the Billboard Club Play Chart in 1983. None of the other singles charted.
"did you ever wake up in the middle of a dream / and scream out loud?"
I shouldn't have to tell you Pete Shelley was in one of the most important punk bands ever, The Buzzcocks, should I? Of course not, you knew that. You also knew that as the Buzzcocks soldiered on, they evolved into a more "post-punk" sound, combining their claustrophobic noise with pure pop hooks. I'm sure you're also aware that when Pete left the Buzzcocks, he went into full-tilt synth-pop, creating classic, historically important singles such as "Homosapien" and "Telephone Operator".
But did you know about his third solo album, an even more mature and synth-melded piece of work created with über-synth producer Stephen Hague called "Heaven and the Sea"? And that it spawned his one and only charting single in America, the tense and desolate "On Your Own"? And did you know that this CD is extremely hard to find and goes for big bucks when you can find it?
Of course you did. You're so smart.
"On Your Own" peaked at #10 on the Billboard Hot Dance Music/Club Play Chart in 1986.
"past money and colours / make believe / good cheap values / for a thrifty clown"
While it was INXS’s third album, “Shabooh Shoobah” was the first to be released in the States, and their worldwide breakthrough, thanks to the single “The One Thing”. But it was the album’s third single that was my favorite – “To Look At You”.
Hutchence is in full Bryan Ferry mode here, slinking around the verses, crooning and mumbling lines like:
What is the name to call For a different kind of girl Who knows the feelings But never the words
I’ve listened to this song for more than two decades, but until I typed that out just now, I never realized this girl who can’t describe her feelings (“Happy? Sad? Bloated?”) might be borderline slow. But then you get to the final chorus:
What is the name to call For a different kind of girl Who knows the feelings But never the words To this . . . real life documentary
“Real life documentary”?? As opposed to a fake mockumentary? Oh, Michael. Maybe she’s not the slow one. Good song, though.
From there, some territories got “Spy Of Love” as a fourth single, which I never understood. Not a bad song, just the very definition of “album track” to me. Me, I was more about “Jan’s Song” – I love the faux reggae beat, the overall bouncy nature of the song and the weird lyrics about…what? A hot political activist? A socialist fashionista (“she puts her hat on / looks in the mirror / says to herself / ‘nothing to fear’”)? Here’s the band performing the song live on what’s billed as their “U.S. television debut” (I have no supporting documentation for that, so we’ll have to trust the person who uploaded it):
"Shabooh Shoobah" is a strong album, an early 80s classic that needs re-issuing, along with "The Swing" and "Listen Like Thieves" while you're at it, Rhino, thankyouveddymuch. And hey, throw on that U.S. promo only extended version of "To Look At You" that I can't find anywhere, cool? (Ask and ye shall receive.) And a poster-sized foldout of the original inner sleeve?
Of course, you know the INXS story ended in tragedy. That’s right, they went on a reality show to choose their new lead singer. Oh yeah, and Hutchence hung himself. Buuuuut seriously folks, this ain’t the last time we’ll see INXS around these parts. Stay tuned.
"To Look At You" did not chart. "Jan's Song" was not a single.
* All songs are for sampling purposes only. If the album is currently in print, you'll see an Amazon link to purchase it. Supporting artists is a good thing, since labels are run by soulless whores. I KEED! Sorta. Look, if you like it, and it's in print, support 'em. If you're the artist or copyright holder, a quick e-mail to me will bring the song down ASAP. But compliment my writing first.
* Don't e-mail me asking me to repost dead links or to send you a song you can't find. Believe it or not, I have a life outside my blogging. I KEED! But don't do it.
* One more, and this is a biggie -- do NOT hotlink directly to my audio files and post them on your site, big shot. That's just disrespectful, rude, and a theft of my hard-earned bandwith.
Now, get readin', get downloadiN', and play nice. I loves me some comments. Bring it!