Remember my totally serious and without irony campaign to be named host of VH1 Classic's "The Vault"?
Well now, someone's heard the news:
I realize it would be totally crass and out of line to ask you, dear reader, to e-mail VH1 Classic
and suggest your favorite 80s blogger be considered for the (non-existent?) gig. Just as it would be tasteless to suggest to Viacom that "VH1 Classic Hires Blogger To Host New Show Featuring Classic Videos" would make a great hook for PR purposes.
I mean, I'm so not crass or tasteless.